Crazy things shananana says

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At Work (Public "Away" Messages on Communicator)

• How long do chicken wings last in the fridge? First person to respond will get 10 internets. thanks (9/14/09)

• Mittens likes to claw people who send large attachments by email, people who use odd color-coding in documents, and people who have loud phone conversations in their cube. (9/15/09)

• Mittens says RAWR (9/16/09)

• brain has ceased all functionality (9/17/09)

• no i will not change my password...until the day it HAS to be changed (9/21/09)

• mittens sends you a kind reminder to never send attachments over about 500 KB and dont ever use the "recall" function on Outlook (9/23/09)

• For every TBX that can't be closed, one of Mitten's kitty relatives is killed. (9/24/09)

• Mittens says RAWR. He is quite the mixed-up kitty today, given that the universe has made a move to delete Monday from the calendar. (9/28/09)

• Mittens like to claw the internet when it won't load. (9/29/09)

• Mittens wonders if bonking people on the head with large blunt objects would be very effective. (9/29/09)

• no closures of action items...no closures....no closures.....then 52 in one week....CRAZY!! :-P (10/1/09)

• Mittens has an important mousing break due. Nom nom, yummy mice! (10/2/09)

• me--no thanks on walk, i'd be to grouchy cuz i'm hungry lynn--shana, you are always grouchy me--true that (10/5/09)

• Mittens votes to remove Tuesday off the calendar. Along with Monday. And Friday. (10/6/09)

• Mittens defines inefficiency as a person sending him to another person who refers him back to another person and so on (10/13/09)

• Mittens sends a kind reminder to write the meeting notice correct the first time so you don't have to send zillions of updates and annoy people (10/14/09)

• The problem with stretch assignments is sometimes you stretch...and fall flat on your face (10/15/09)

• the next person to tell me "C&T knows this info and just go bug JM" is gonna get a boot to the head. (10/19/09)

• Mittens has decided when he has a funeral, it will be dial-in, so that everybody can listen in but not have to be onsite. (10/20/09)

• Mittens thinks training people is a lot of fun. You get to create personal minions! (10/21/09)

• Mittens remembers that photoshopped picture of a very very long cat from back in the 90's with fondness. He would like 20 legs too! (10/23/09)

• Mittens the cat needs to die a slow and painful death--don't ask! (11/20/09)

Facebook (Wall)

• hunt you down, all nightmare long....luck runs ouuuuuuut. (9/15/09)
• OMG, I am a single bacholer male (9/16/09)
• Had a riot today at work wishing people "Happy Hump Day" to see their reaction. A couple people even thought it was a day to hump their coworkers!! (9/16/09)
• i think i don't have the brain to learn new things. or something. (9/18/09)

Common Themes (Analysis)

• Mittens - A boy cat who lashes out at people over trivial office related issues. Mittens has been known to eat mice and is almost always angry and/or confused. It has been suggested that Mittens is shanananana personified in the form of a cat.

• Gender Reversal - Mittens (see above) is a male cat who frequently speaks for shanananana. Additionally, shananana stated on 9/16/09 that she considers herself a "single bachelor male".

• Violent behaviors - shananana's feline identitiy (Mittens - see above) frequently proposes violent acts of supposed retribution and/or retaliation against victims both real and imaginary. It has been suggested that co-workers be "clawed", "hit with blunt objects", and that Mitten's "kitty relatives be killed"