Crazy things Jessica Says

Vomiting References

Porter, Jessica [2:02 PM]: im so bored today, i would throw up on the floor just to get to go home (11/4/09)
Porter, Jessica [12:18 PM]: thats ok ill just throw up next time ii see you (11/20/09)

Porter, Jessica [4:15 PM]: i dont judge people ... except if theyre purple ... the onlly people that should be purple are dead ones (11/19/09)
[DISCLAIMER] Porter, Jessica [10:49 AM]: well i dont mean purple people should die...like grimace....i just mean most people who are purple are dead (11/20/09)

Porter, Jessica [11:22 AM]: what would be even better...is if they gave him his moms maiden name hyphenated with his dads like heather did when they got married.....ernest long johnson (11/11/09)
Porter, Jessica [4:28 PM]: from now on no using wink and tongue face consecutively (11/17/09)